Shocking revelation! General Mills has been hiding the truth for years, and now it can finally be revealed: Trix are NOT, in fact, just for kids. This once-classified archival footage has surfaced, and I promise that you will be dumbfounded.
Of course, what you don't see is that the Rabbit succumbed to a violent stomach virus shortly after the completion of his daring, reckless feat. But his triumph shall not be forgotten!
Also, I like the fact that Trix is referred to here as the cereal with "real fruit colors" - because, as we all know, it certainly doesn't actually TASTE like fruit.